Wednesday, September 23, 2015

The Author's Luminous Dreams

So living with an author is weird. Half the time you are wondering why they are looking at you like that. I mean, let's not kid ourselves, when an author's brain works part of you into a story, it shows in their eyes. The other half of the time, you are baffled at their utter hate for pants. Why can you not write in your pants? Nobody knows, but guys, someone should write their thesis on it, their pant-less thesis.

If you are of the word-ful persuasion yourself, you'd think it ain't so bad, but then, one day, said fellow writer will have a book out; their behavior will get weirder.

I don't live with another author in the traditional sense, Alexa Piper happens to be my alter ego. This is probably worse. Or better, cuz we are never alone (insert weird grin here), but that really depends on where you stand in regards to...loneliness.

The other day (yesterday, I am being euphemistic), Ms. Piper had a book come out. It is a pretty book and all. It's called Luminous Dreams. It's paranormal romance, which means a lot of baseball metaphors happen in there. Additionally, it's a nice piece of writing.

Ms. Piper has been doing strange things since that day (I'm being even more euphemistic. It's only been strange around here since yesterday.) She has been staring at the computer a lot. I think she's been looking at the cover, or at the book listing on Goodreads or Amazon, or she's been re-reading the entire thing; potentially, she has been doing all of the above, the empty coffee mugs everywhere would certainly seem to indicate as much.

Well, I suppose there is really nothing wrong with any of that. I might act a lot like Ms. Piper did, that day (yeah, you guessed it. Euphemize me.)

However, when you have a muse, things are not always so simple.

Oh, and I am not talking about the muse from Luminous Dreams, that muse is tame compared to Ms. Piper's muse.

I am talking about Valerian (he appears here) who is not a muse at all, come to think of it. He is a taotien who is potentially pissed off by Ms. Piper's insistence to not write exclusively about him. Oh, he is also fictional. Or so I am told. Yeah, he's totally not real, no reason to worry at all, it's not like he might pop up anytime soon in a dark alley near you. Totally not gonna happen.

Anyways, as I was saying, Valerian is pissed, and Ms. Piper... I dunno. She seems not to care very much right now. I think she's looking at Amazon again.

Personally, I don't know how any of this is gonna end. There are no more clean coffee mugs to drink coffee out of; there is an angry taotien stalking the alley outside; also, Ms. Piper insists on keeping the lights on so she can continue to look at the cover of Luminous Dreams, and now no one can get any sleep.

Basically, if you consider moving in with a writer, I recommend you get a cat instead.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Luminous Dreams

So it would seem Alexa Piper (who happens to be my alter ego) has a book out today.

Ms. Piper is very excited. She is also very busy with staring at her book's cover. Of course it is a very pretty cover as you can see, but not so pretty that it warrants leaving fingerprints all over the computer screen from where you have been trying to feel the book reach for you with its luminous serenades, it's enthralling dreams.

Anyway. I tried talking to Ms. Piper about it all, but really, she's too busy with hitting the refresh button on (it is also the reason why she has been unable to update her own website I suspect.)

Should I be able to get a few words rather than cooing sounds out of her, I will inform you, dear Reader, of what she has to say.

All I could gather was that you'll find eight tales in here, that Ms. Piper has attempted to be realistic in her fantasizing (meaning not everyone's straight and white), and that the cover really captures the mood.

Feel free to spread the word. And let me know if you wanna invite Ms. Piper over to your online home to say a few things about her book; she should be able to talk coherently again real soon. ;)

ETA Sep 27: She finally managed to write her own announcement; how she is not concerned about Valerian, I have no idea...

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Announcement: All Our Dark Lovers

A long while back, a little over three years actually, I announced publication of my first collection of stories and poems with Morrigan Press. This will not happen. As you can see from the original post, the collection was supposed to come out in 2013, but that never happened. There was hardly any noticeable movement in the production process, very few updates or progress reports, and in the three years since I have lost count of the many unanswered emails I sent to Mark Deniz (when I asked about voiding the contract, I received a response within two hours.)

This is disappointing, hurtful, and just plain sad on a number of levels, but I do not really want to spend time outlining everything here. I do feel sorry I made the announcement and was never able to show any progress to people who might have been looking for it; this must have seemed like an insincerity on my part, but it was not. After all, I had a signed contract and the hope to be able to rely on that. Whatever the worth of experience might be, I could have done without this particular one.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Niteblade--last call

In a little over a month, Niteblade will close submissions for its final issue. This makes me sad for several reasons: Niteblade was my my first sale. It was my first editorial position too. I like the zine. I like working with Rhonda (aka the Beloved Editor).

At the same time, you know, there is this old saying when one door closes, another one opens. I am looking forward to new projects, and I am looking forward to other opportunities to work with amazing people who care about writing.

For now, I wanna help make the last issue of Niteblade a good one, a great one even, let it end in a bang. It would be cool to see new names in the slush pile. It would be cool to see diversity in the slush pile. It would be cool to find great writing in the slush pile.

If you haven't done so yet, please consider submitting. We sure do look forward to picking the best, one last time.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Sci Fi Writing Month...belated final update

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February is over, and I should have been writing a lot of sf, except I didn't quite manage to get anywhere near the word count I wanted to.

The reasons were quite simply health issues, so that sucks, but on the plus side, there was no procrastination on my part involved, which is good. And I did end up with the beginning of a new story, also another entry in the plus column.

To sum this up, while this SciFi Writing month was as much of a success as I wanted it to be, I'll definitely do it again next year, maybe even set a total word count goal or something.

But while there were no major breakthroughs in terms of sf this past month, I did sell some things. Take Me found a home at inkscrawl, and On the Tree was bought by Liminality, and I am very, very happy to have both these poems on my list of forthcoming works, even happier to have them appear in those zines, so yay!

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Sci Fi Writing Month 2015, Update #1

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So the first week of SciFiWriMo is over, and I thought I'd post some personal updates.

I have a couple of sf stories that need finishing, but I didn't work on those. However, I'm about a thousand words into a new story. And that is it, at least as far as science fiction goes.

I've been working on some other things too, and there has been some good news this week (really EXCITING news actually) which I can't quite share yet, but the point is there is some editing and rewriting to be done. It's just not anything sf themed. What I want to say I suppose is I haven't been slacking off, just otherwise occupied, however, I'll still have at least one sf story done by the end of this month; weekly progress updates will be my own personal reminder.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

February, or Sci Fi Writing Month

For no other reason than having a handful of unfinished sci fi stories sitting around, I'll just declare February Sci Fi Writing Month from here on out.

I also like the idea of having to dedicate some of my time specifically to sf, because fantasy has always come more easily to me. At the same time, sf certainly offers a whole other range of interesting possibilities, and it would be a shame to not dabble a little (and particularly female/QUILTBAG writers should definitely do more dabbling in sf.)

So, anyone feels like joining me in exploring possible futures? Lemme know your thoughts!

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

2014 Awards Eligibility Post

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Well, to make it short, here's the list:

Short Fiction:

  • A Quest for Fire, Lackington's Magazine
  • "G is for..." , A is for Apocalypse (anthology edited by Rhonda Parrish)



Thursday, January 1, 2015

2015 starts with good news!

Hello 2015!  And thank you, New Year, for having the decency to bring good news with you!!

To wit: my very serious poem "The Hippolimerick" sold to the dreaded JOKE issue of Stone Telling (ST13). I consider this a wonderful decision from the editorial duet of this mermaid-loving, hippopotamoi-adoring market.

I'd also like to thank the editors for beating the poem's title into proper shape. I'm not good with titles, and I appreciate the editors' keener eyes! Thank you, Rose and Shweta!!

Dear 2015, it's all right with me if you stay a while, just keep the good news coming!